Morning Ritual...

Today's line-up:

1. Wake up.

2. Bathe.

3. Find today's outfit.

4. Check breasts for any sign of enlargement.

5. Powder cheeks.

6. Put on shoes.

7. Put on gloves.

8. Eat breakfast ice cream.

9. Hug/kiss goodbye to mother.

10. Greet the day outside! ^^

It's not as ridiculous as it sounds, a lot of the guys I know should try it every once in a while. Then, maybe I wouldn't have to be the one to point out what very nice boobs they've eaten their way into having. XP

Let me know what you other people think of this slightly irrelevent snapshot.

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EDIT:
2011 RETROSPECTIVE
At the time I had written this I had no idea I was predicting my own future! The accuracy is stunning. How did I know at the time I was going to become a fat unwashed burglar fag who still lives with their mother? Incredible!

I would have deleted this picture for irrelevancy long ago were it not my mom's favorite.